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| Yeah. That's a butt alright. |
(2006)
Language: English
Director: Paul Thomas
Actors: Monique Alexander, Carly Parker, Mister Marcus...
Ok. As much as I like that stories and characters are developed enough in an adult movie, enough is enough. Cry Wolf is a movie where the storie is so nuts, that there's no way to take it seriously.
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| I like hamburgers. |
Cry Wolf follows three main characters: Roger, Danny and Sylvia. Apparently everyone tries to screw everyone around, though I’m not sure. I couldn’t really follow the story, so sorry. Anyway, Roger plugs Sylvia in the butt, Sylvia doesn’t like it, but likes it anyway, then Danny and Sylvia try to get money from Roger, who is a very succesful idol-star, and Danny want’s to party with Sylvia, but can’t because he’s a drug addict, but later can when he gets a change to attack Sylvia’s butt, which pisses Roger off, because Sylvia is his girlfriend, but isn’t really, because they are just friends and later Sylvia plugs Roger’s butt because she is pissed about the earlier plugging of her own butt, but they all live happily ever after because who want’s to hold a grudge when you can plug some butts. Or something I DON’T KNOW. THIS SHIT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLLOW. It’s like somethin out of the Day’s of our Lives! With action. But very little of it.
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| What. The. Hell. |
The actors the music and the rest of this movie was boring as hell. The action scenes were stupid, and when I FINALLY found something positive to say about the movie (The women in this movie don’t swear or spit during parties), what do you know?! There comes the old ”Ye sure can nail me %!€€??#* coffin! Nail it harder! CrrRrrrrrrrRRRSPIT!”.
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| HONEY! THE JANITOR'S HERE! |
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| Yes. Let's check YOUR root canals next. |
There were lot’s of scenes in this movie that had absolutely nothing to do with anything. They were put there just because. Also, this movie is ridiculously long. Over two hours... ...of excrutiating pain.
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| OMG! I'm like soooo gonna fart! |
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| Yup. There's definitely SOMETHING in here... |
Do not bother with this movie. It’s shit.
Foods to go with this movie: None. I wouldn’t recommend eating anything while watching this poop slowly run down the hole.
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| Oops. (That's a microphone.) |
* MovieChef star!
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| The best part in the movie. |
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