Special review: Bible Black Episode 1

Oh the horror.

Bible Black Episode 1

(2001)

Language: Japanese, english subtitles.

This is a special review. I’ve recently come into contact with these things people call hentai. Hentai is like what disney characters do when the camera goes off. Everyone knows what donald and daisy do on their free time, but none of us (or at least very few of us) want to see what they do.

Our hero. Not creepy. At all.

So. There’s this school where there are these moist girlies, who apparently study something, I don’t know what, but I digress. There’s this creepy nerd from nerdlandia, who has found a book of (hentai-) magic. Reading the book gets everyone all wet and slippery. And since this guy is a school”boy”, he’s very happy with the concequeces of his actions.

That's because you are stoopid.

The animation is pretty good, at least when some action is on the screen. Most of the time only mouths or eyes of the people move, but while they are doing the most beautiful thing in the world, their fat moves also. And what a shiny fat it is.

Shiny happy people making friends. And sauces.

The music was very nice. It fit the wierd scenes nicely.

There were some very odd things in this movie. The beginning was like something out of the Excorcist. Also, I’m not sure who recruits these (female..? Or wut?) teachers in this school, since at least one of them has a secret that is quite HARD to hide.

This is sooo erotic. I'll try this with my wife later.

Oh. She want's me to see her panties. How cute. I like panties.

OMG! WTF IS THAT! I DON'T EVEN!

But nevermind. Since I'm moist, it's a good time to put THAT THING in good use.

I recommend a nice strawberry sauce and a large portion of ice cream while watching this movie. You are going to need something cold and wet to get your throat working again.

Here we see an example of over eating. A huge butt.

- OH! And this movie was very short! I liked that!

*** MovieChef stars!