Review: Island Fever 3

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Island Fever 3

2004

Language: No

Director: Joone

Actors: Devon, Jesse Jane, Tera Patrick, Erik Masterson, Evan Stone, Barrett Blade.

I like this movie. I really do. Out of all the adult movies I have watched, this one has actually touched something deep inside my... Heart. It’s actually unbelievable, that a movie without any plot and no speech can be this entertaining. Also, the movie is ”Part 3”, which normally means that the producers have gotten some money out of the film, and decided to throw out two more, just for the hell of it. But this movie is actually... Good. In adult movie terms, at least.

Girlie luv.

If you remember my review of  Hawaiian Blast, I’ll tell you this: There’s ”paradise”, and there’s PARADISE. The scenery in Hawaiian Blast was like something out of a Chernobyl’s landscape painting (There are paintings about Chernobyl, I have seen one.). But this movie... Well, let’s just say that I would like to take my waitress, and join the fun. The scenery is amazing. Blue skies, blue seas, green palm trees and (a bit too) red sun sets. They are beutiful. And talking about beautiful...

Nice fountain you've got there.

The actresses are hot. No, not adult movie hot, but actually sexy. Okay, one of them gnarls her teeth way too much, and I saw ONE spitting scene, but that’s it. The women aren’t too skinny, or too fat. They are just as they should be. The men... Well... There’s the captain from Pirates and another guy, but this movie is way too ”Playboy” to include any more of them for the women watching this. But they are better than many other adult movie actors, and that’s good.

It's hawt.

It’s all good, It’s all good.

There’s no speech in this movie and that actually works for it’s benefit. No screams, no huffs, no puffs, and no ”grrraaaAAaaaAaaarghnnnnggggghhhhh!!!”s. What this means, is that you can actually watch this movie with the sounds on. Unbelieveable? Believe. The musics are ok to set the mood, even if they sound a bit like something you hear when you are on the phone waiting to be connected to the local tax-official.

The godly silence. And elevator music.

There are no costumes on the actors in this movie per se. Sometimes, the women waggle this strange buttwiper around in the air, but that only happens in the solo scenes. And it flies away as soon as the first sausage enters the scene.

Girls just wanna have fun. In the sun. In the water. On the beach. Ok, you get it.

As I said, I like this movie. It’s actually entertaining and exciting. I will probaply review the previous parts as well. I may have to take my waitress with me, if only to see how women act on these movies.

I recommend lots and lots of coconuts and coconut milk when you watch this movie. You’ll appreciate the energy. 

Size of mouth: 10 centimeters.

See you later.

**** Moviechef  stars!

I wills eats your sausage!!