Review: Brandy Belle

I madez this logoz, lolz. Have a cookie, plz.

Brandy Belle -webisodes

(About 2008)

Director: Some wanker down the street

Actors: Brandy Belle and some geeks on their home videos

Brandy Belle is a relatively well known adult star in the web. She doesn’t look adult, though. Some people like that, some don’t. My waitress (and girlfriend too) didn’t dig it. Yes, I have a girlfriend. She’s antarctican. And we watch people doing stooopid things in the interwebs. Such as home made adult movies. They usually suck.  So far, Brandy has not changed my mind.

 What? I'm just making some cookies here.

The webisodes have Brandy, or one of her ”friends” or fans (I like to call them ”groupies”) do wierd things to mens sauages. Also, the webisode we watched had the largest, darkest and ugliest sausage I have ever seen. Good god, you could put someones eye out with it. I liked, how Brandy’s face looked liked, when he was putting his sausage in her pie. She was like ”GAH!.”. And about to burst a vein.

I like cream and sauce on my cookies - Brandy.

Brandy’s fans are a wierd bunch. They send her their home filmed movies, and show their (bad) acting skills for all to see. Something I just remembered – Every man in these webisodes had a limp sausage. What’s wrong with them?! They have women sucking their sausages from left and right (and middle), and still can’t get the damn thing hard! Whaaat? What the hell do you need? A vacuum cleaner?!

-"You has a limp sausage, lolz." -"King of the hill Baby! King - of - the - hill!"

There was no music. It was odd. Some men had this strange Darth Vaderish sound coming from them while they had parties with their girlfriends. Maybe they had lung cancer, I don’t know. I liked that there were no screamers/swearers in here, They always make my sausage limp too.

Yay! Sticky stuff!

Costumes in these webisodes was standard fare, office workers and strings. The props were amazing. At one point three girls were eating a sausage in a closet. That was great.

I likes my sausage between girls lips. Niceeeee...

Not really.

** MovieChef Stars!

Cool props.