Review: Party Hardcore

Yes. The bright colors make young girls like us.

Party Hardcore

(200X-200X)

Language: Stupid

Director: Whogivesaflyingfoober

Actors: Local college and a couple of swedish exchange students

I have seen a lot of shitty adult movies on my time, but sometimes some movies step beyond certain boundaries. They just make me ask ”Why?”. Party Hardcore –webisodes are definitely shitty. And here’s why.

Wuuhuu! A train1!11!

Party Hardcore is a series og webisodes, where stupid women go party with (ugly) male strippers. Everyone’s really drunk and all the basic self-preservation goes out the window. As long as there’s sausage to be had, my pie is ready! The people are all swetty and wet with all kinds of liquids. Not least of them is alcohol. And probaply full of drugs too.

I'm fine. I just like looking like a circus freak.

Now, the basic set-up goes like this: There’s a party, where only females are welcome. There are male strippers in the party. The women get free alcohol. They get drunk. Then the strippers show their johnsons and all hell breaks loose.

We like alcohol.

The basic problem with Party Hardcore is, that it feels dirty. No, not in a good way. In a bad way. These silly girls are getting humped from left and right, and no-one really knows what the fuck is going on. There’s a sausage here and a pie here. Lots and lots of tits too. And meatballs for those who like them. But in the end, you just end up feeling sad for these idiots. I don’t think that what they were going for.

THaaaR She BLoooWs!

There zero plot in this series. Nada. Zip. Everyone just parties a lot. Efficient, yes. Stupid? Also yes.

A lot of songs in these webisodes are your basic party songs, such as ”Boomboomboom” , ”BoomshkaBoomshka” and my personal favorite ”Uuuuliu-u-uuliu-u-uuli”. If you like shit like this, you’ll probaply like these too.

Look mom! I'm dancing! With my top half off and my panties on the floor!

I’m stunned. There’s really not much to say about these webisodes. They just party. Again, and again, and again.

Yes. Women with pants below their knees are super sexy. Also, I like hair.

And spurt some whipped cream too.

Drink lot’s of alcohol before watching these webisodes. Otherwise, the stupidity of the people in them is overwhelming.

Am I sexy or wut?

* ½ MovieChef stars!