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Tenerife
(2005)
Language: English
Director: Alessandro Del Mar
Actors: Melissa Black, Jane Darling, Silvia Saint...
Oh Tenerife, the land of dreams and mighty good seafood. These are something you will not get when watching this film. So why bother? No reason. Don’t.
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| What a golly gay weather were having! |
A group of guys are chatting in a house when random women are ah-so-hoony, and play a little ”hide the sausage” –game with the guys. Yes, the plot is stupid and non-existant. Interestingly, the place the people are in doesn’t really look like Tenerife. The weather was horrible and there seemed to be so cold, that the women actually had their nipples grow inside their boobs! That was interesting.
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| It's so cold! Please, WARM ME UP, NOW! |
I’m not totally sure, but I think these guys like each other more than the girls. Their sausages hit each other all the time, and they spend waaay too much time in the backdoors of the girls. Also, the girls like senap on their sausages. I think.
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| Mr Probe in: Time for analprobing. |
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| Mr. Probe in: Moar probing. |
The male actors were ugly as shit. One of them is half bold, but still manages to have a hairstyle from an 80’s rockband. It’s quite groovy.
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| What? I like my hairstyle! Ok, it may be missing a few, but... |
This movie is for people who like someone coming in from their backdoors, and have spent a very shitty holiday in an island resort.
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| A girl in senap sauce. |
Food: Fish & chips. And water. And senap.
* Moviechef star!
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| Oh Silvia. What happened to you?! |
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